Roboctopus

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Roboctopus

Roboctopus is our very first studio album.
It was recorded by Jeremy Romagna over the course of
three non-consecutive days at Type Foundry Studio
here in Portland, Oregon. It's a rock opera about a
robot octopus who has no friends and ends up
committing suicide. Fun for the whole family!

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"If your child doesn't know the basic structure of the American pop song by the time they're two or three, it's probably too late for them—and it's definitely too late for our country! Through repeated listenings to this 13 song rock opera, your child will be exposed to the fundamentals of simple and repetitive chord progressions borrowed or in some cases directly stolen from other, better songs underpinning charmingly unsophisticated melodies, in genres as varied and diverse as rock, lite rock, smooth rock, alternative rock, classic rock, folk rock, pub rock, art rock, post-punk pop rock, soft rock, corporate rock, garage rock, and country rock."
—from the liner notes by James Kaufmann, PsyD, EdD