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I have no idea what this means.

These ReverbNation jokers have been sending me emails every other day. As far as I can tell, it has something to do with Facebook, which means it has something to do with Satan bending over and spraying flaming diarrhea all over my face.

Perhaps this communication will be of interest to other members of the band:

Dear Delightful Young Man,

This email is to advise you that you are nearing a cap on one or more of the measurements used to determine your Band Equity Score (BES). This cap DOES NOT affect your profile, widgets, Facebook or Bebo application, or any other aspects of your ReverbNation profile or tool set, but it could limit the growth of your BES and prevent you from climbing further up the ReverbNation charts.

View your Band Equity Statistics and “Cap”
Look for the yellow cylinder and what can be done to increase it.

Sincerely,
ReverbNation Support Team

The absolute last thing I want to do with my life is to go looking for some goddamn yellow cylinder in order to ponder methods and strategies for increasing it.

2 Comments

  1. Infinite Monkey wrote:

    Bebo applications are compiled with arrays of TPS reports, each formed by various lists of widgets.

    Get in on the action now!

    Thursday, March 19, 2009 at 4:59 pm | Permalink
  2. Pennystripe wrote:

    Yeah…that’s all my fault, i’m sure. Facebook band is connected to ReverbNation somehow. I dunno.

    Friday, March 20, 2009 at 8:09 pm | Permalink

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