Alright, so we haven’t been playing shows the past few months. Our fans are growing anxious, or just moving on. However, there are those dedicated few who want the band to prosper. They look up to us in some weird way. Like we’re Rock Gods who descended from the heavens. This is partly true, but mostly and really not.
Although we are busy people, although we have no time and varying levels of commitment, we all need to remember that we’re here mainly for ourselves but also a little bit for those dedicated few fans.

The fan above was so taken with Jimmy’s picture from the DYM band pic that he wanted to share this with us. To me, this picture says both “waiting patiently…” and “hope to hear from my favorite band soon.” Thank you, Fan #1.
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I love Fan #1. I especially love the fact that he seems to be inviting us all over to join him in the shower, where we’ll scrub each other’s naughty parts with a heaping helping of Pert Plus.
Sadly, Fan #1 is just going to have to hold his fucking horses until this spring and summer.
Harumph! “Fan #1″ better be a title lower on the totem pole than “Co-Number One Fan” and “Towel Boy”… Otherwise I might have to find a dish towel and figure out how to use the timer on the camera!
Don’t make me break out my hand towels! Trust me, no one will be happy.
Patiently Yours,
The other Co-Number One Fan
How did I miss this? Incredible.
Wow. I drop out of communications for a while, and suddenly there’s this whole new “Fan #1″ guy. You’d think I would at least get an email saying “You’re no longer our biggest fan outside of Prague. It’s not you, it’s us.”
I’m just so hurt. I — I can’t — no words…
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