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The Worst Christmas Pageant Ever

Unbeknownst to many of you, DYM broke up back in October.  Recently, it was proposed that we get the band back together to shoot a music video for a non-existent Christmas song.

Last weekend, we shot the video.  It’s about seven minutes long.  Which means that we now have to write and record a seven minute Christmas song.  Who the hell wants to listen to a seven minute Christmas song?  For reference, “I Hope Santa’z For Real” clocks in at just under six minutes, and that thing seems like it goes on forever.

In addition to the ridiculous length requirement, the music video has a somewhat amusing premise that, if translated into song, would be the most idiotic thing ever heard by a human being.  Not that sheer idiocy has stopped us from recording songs in the past, but if four minutes of stupidity is hard to take, imagine what seven minutes would do to you.

8 Comments

  1. Bubba wrote:

    “Pootie don’t need no words”

    After all Rudolph Valentino didn’t need sound in his movies, maybe DYM doesn’t need sound in it’s video?

    Thursday, December 11, 2008 at 1:14 pm | Permalink
  2. Jimmy wrote:

    I guess we could make a John Cage music video…

    Thursday, December 11, 2008 at 11:58 pm | Permalink
  3. Infinite Monkey wrote:

    Goddamit, we didn’t break up. Man. That depresses me. Snowy depression sad day sadness. Boooooo.

    Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 6:26 pm | Permalink
  4. Jimmy wrote:

    We totally broke up! We just forgot to tell you, I guess…

    Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 7:46 pm | Permalink
  5. Bubba wrote:

    It wasn’t you Monkey, it was me.

    Wednesday, December 17, 2008 at 11:45 pm | Permalink
  6. Infinite Monkey wrote:
    Friday, December 19, 2008 at 12:10 pm | Permalink
  7. Infinite Monkey wrote:

    hahahahaha… I wrote:

    “<weep

    </weep”

    and it actually tried to work as html.

    Friday, December 19, 2008 at 12:11 pm | Permalink
  8. Bubba wrote:

    Yeah, “weep” is the HTML tag you use when you have to make something work in Internet Explorer…

    Friday, December 19, 2008 at 9:37 pm | Permalink

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