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If you’re thinking of visiting Manhattan

I highly recommend the Red Roof Inn located in Little Korea, in no small part thanks to the complimentary “No Goldfish… No Wheatgrass… Gazette,” which is apparently written by a team of schizophrenics held hostage in the hotel basement. Here’s an excerpt from Gazette No. 91, Week of Monday, March 10, 2008:

Aren’t we forgetting something? Can’t remember? Alright let me help you……we are God’s best creation we are humans. Humans who today are no different than the programmed robots. Need some espresso people? WAKE UP!!!!!!!! You just missed to make the most on the Valentine’s day……feel bad ehh? If you want you can enjoy Valentine’s day every week or every other week. Get out and make the most of it. When you have the perfect weather, low hotel rates in New York city and the best places to eat on this planet earth….can you ask for more? Take your loved one out for a weekend and treat yourselves by watching a Broadway show, pick your eating place and carry your desserts to your hotel room……WOW! Tempted……..? GET OUT AND HAVE FUN……..MAKE THE BEST OF TODAY

Yeah, they totally have a blog. “Every other week”…………………Marketing genius!!!!!

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