I realize that you are some sort of retarded hillbilly ex-frat boy which explains a lot of your behavior. It must also be the reason that you think it is totally acceptable to break furniture in your backyard while listening to Jimmy Buffet all the while whooping and hollering only stopping to sing along with the chorus on a Sunday morning at 10:30 am. What are you even doing up this early? Shouldn’t you be passed out still? Seriously, I can hear you in my living room with the TV on. Why are you even here? I think you should move to The Couv or The Sham where you will be accepted with open arms. You know what? I know for a fact that you will fit in really well in Fresno. You should move. I even snapped a picture of you in your backyard. Unfortunately it’s a little blurring and only documents the after effects of the previous destruction.
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